Twilight Jokes
-Jacob is the love child of Sirius Black and Remus Lupin
-Rosalie Hale was told to find something just as or more beautiful then herself. She came back with a mirror!
-Q: How do you stop Jacob Black from attacking you?
A: You pick up a stick, throw it and yell 'fetch'!
-Jacob Black has Buffy Summers on speed dial
-I saw a grizzly bear and screamed "Emmett!"
-When life gives Edward Cullen lemons, he throws them at Mike Newton
-Cullenism: My new religion
-Twilight: My black-and-red bible
-You think your boyfriend is amazing? Obviously, you haven't read Twilight
-Edward Cullen made Ellen Degeneres straight
-When Emmett Cullen does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the ground down
